Things To Do This Spring

Think about maybe shaving your legs. Get in the shower and shave half of your legs and call it good for a few more weeks. 

Despite 70 degree weather, keep wearing all-black ensembles because you’re not ready to give up on winter clothing just yet. 

Think about tequila and then drink about tequila. 

Grow the fuck up and start applying SPF every day to your face, neck, fingers, legs, and every other body part you are daring enough to bare naked. 

Stop wearing socks to bed. 

Stop complaining about things you aren’t going to try and fix. 

Stop sleeping with your makeup on. 

Have some lemonade, without alcohol….or maybe with. 

Start opening windows and curtains. Wake up when the sun wakes up and feel a little less like a vampire and a little more like a person who is capable of being an adult. 

Get your Sookie Stackhouse on and buy a new floral sundress. Or better yet, borrow one from a friend!

Get on the cold-brew coffee train and get some real work done. 

Roll your car windows down and let the wind mess up your hair. 

Try on some clothes you haven’t worn since last summer, like a bathing suit or cutoff shorts, and then cry into your pillow and eat some chips and salsa. 

Join the hype and sign a petition to get Uber to your city so that you can get inexpensive rides home from your favorite bar patio after you’ve drank all the tequila. 

Google bars in your city that have outdoor fire pits and indoor photo booths. Go to them. 

Dust off yo flip-flops, fool!

Buy 3 or 4 pairs of cheap sunglasses from Forever 21 and break them all. 

Make some coffee ice-cubes. 

Eat some ice-cream. 

Do whatever the eff you want.