Your Weekend Horoscopes: MAY Edition
TAURUS: May your pants be tight and your pizza be greasy.
GEMINI: May your friends be obnoxious and your Instagram be liked.
CANCER: May your margarita be strong and your SPF be effective.
LEO: May your rent be paid and your brunch be expensive.
VIRGO: May your wine be red and your emojis be smiling.
LIBRA: May your pedicure be fresh and your rim be salted.
SCORPIO: May your windows be down and your sunglasses be inexpensive.
SAGITTARIUS: May your music be free and your dance moves be goofy.
CAPRICORN: May your laughter be loud and your Netflix binges be long.
AQUARIUS: May your lips be red and your eyebrow game be strong.
PISCES: May your beer be cold and your worries be trivial.
ARIES: May your jokes be clever and your secrets be juicy.