Some Clear-Skin Tips I've Heard About

Change your pillow cases often because tiny little trolls live within the thread count, & they will plant bad vibes into your face if you don’t throw them in the wash once a week. 

Use SPF every damn day, even/especially in the winter.

STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Wash your face every night with a real cleanser, not just the disposable face wipes.

Take your BCP at the same exact time every day.

Be a good person. 

Chug water. Get a water-reminder app. Drink more water. Be water.

Go into a Lush store & give them all of your money. 

Eat green things. You can’t taste spinach in a smoothie. You can’t really taste spinach anyway, so let’s party. 

Think good thoughts. 

Download the FaceTune app on your phone. 

Realize that the only real anti-aging ingredient in your face lotion is Retinol; otherwise it’s just a fancy moisturizer. 

Take a shot of apple cider vinegar every morning & then take a double-shot of tequila!

Have good genes. 

Spend thousands of dollars on beauty products & get stressed out when you go into Sephora.