Your Weekend Horoscopes

Pisces: Throw caution to the wind and pick up where you left off on your Netflix binge. Season 4, episode 6 of Friends is calling your name. You know what to do! Lucky emoji: slice of pizza 

Aries: Heading to a party? There’s no better time than tonight to shake your booty and do some heavy flirting. Just make sure you’re prepared with an escape plan. “Ghosting” is always an option. Lucky emoji: chocolate doughnut

Taurus: Feeling bummed about a little winter weight gain? That’s nothing some black-on-black clothing, a bold lip and some gold jewelry can’t fix! No need to stay in the house, you bossy witch-princess! Lucky emoji: dancing twins

Gemini: Fill up your gas tank, stock up on groceries, catch up on laundry and do some other practical things. But when you’re done, at least 3 glasses of wine and 4 servings of french fries are calling your name! Lucky emoji: lipstick

Cancer: Like Obama never said “Eat the pizza you want to see in the world.” Embrace your days off work and kiss your posture goodbye! Do you, girl! The time is now. Lucky emoji: girl getting haircut

Leo: Read between the lines of his text messages. Just kidding! He probably means what he said, and/or it’s just a typo. Be breezy. This weekend, you are the Queen of Dating. This weekend, you are Taylor Swift. Lucky emoji: shrimp tempura

Virgo: Embrace February. It may feel like winter is dragging on, but why don’t you get some hot coffee with extra whipped cream? Sport your favorite infinity scarf! Paint your nails a dark, seasonal color before it’s too late! Lucky emoji: bag of money. 

Libra: This weekend, get your pop culture on and watch The Oscars! Tweet your little heart out and hashtag the night away! Giggle and laugh and cuddle up on the couch until Monday calls. Lucky emoji: monkey covering its mouth

Scorpio: You might want to check out 50 Shades of Grey this weekend. And then you might decided that it makes you feel conflicted about consent. That’s okay, just go home and watch Secretary instead. Don’t forget to pick up some Thai food on your way! Lucky emoji: green heart

Sagittarius: This weekend might be a great time to dust off your Tinder app and get back out there! Take advantage of the technology available and throw stigmas and shyness to the wind! Lucky emoji: bikini

Capricorn: Can’t wait to see Cinderella in theaters? Why don’t you paint your nails thatclassic Cinderella-blue to hold you over? Or do some other Disney princess activities, like sing while you do dishes or fall in love with someone way richer than you? Lucky emoji: tomato

Aquarius: Valentine’s Day is over, Lady Luck, so this weekend, focus on yourself! Buy some heart-shaped chocolate on sale and have yourself a heyday! Lucky emoji: purple devil (smiling)